Best of PopSmut (10 Tracks!) Week 19 2013
Who knew that snorting ten pixie sticks made your eyes burn just as bad as seeing Miley Cyrus on Maxim’s hot 100. Unless you want your eyes to turn to stone, I suggest you don’t try either of the above, that shit hurts like a bitch. *Derp* Anyway, back to why we’re actually here. I’m going to slap your little hipster ears with our definition of savory pop tunes. Hey, you haven’t really lived until you’ve experienced PopSmut. Hold on tight, you’re in for a ride.
MS MR - Hurricane (CHVRCHES remix)
When two legit hypes combine you get one heavenly remix. It’s like peanut butter and jelly. It’s like cigarettes after sex. It’s like ___________(fill-in-the-blank).
Phoenix - Trying To Be Cool (Chainsmokers Remix)
The only thing that can take the zzzz’s out of a snooze of a song is a bloody fun remix courtesy of our bff’s The Chainsmokers. Oh and BTW, tune in to an interview they did with us. They talk about crying, fist fights in Mexico, and eating Abraham Lincoln. Sounds like our kinda of guys!
D.VELOPED - My Suit & Tie Life Mashup
D.VELOPED takes a song that sounds like a constipated D.ONKEY taking a D.UMP and turns it into something D.LICIOUS and for that our ears thank him.
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Prayer Of Dice (Bon Jovi vs. Tiesto) Lobsterdust Mashup
Either genius or someone should be shot, but since I’m still high from snorting umm pixie dust I’m gonna go with genius. But if ya’ll feel like hating feel free to write your thoughts below. Ugh I feel so dirty listening to this.
Lobsterdust - Bring The Action (Blur+Sia+Will.i.am+Britney+Icona Pop+Major Lazer+Ellie Goulding) Mashup
I don’t know how this mashup could possibly make sense, but it does. It’s so good it makes me wanna slap myself. FYI, you might need to change your panties after you’re through listening to this.
Carly Rae Jepsen - "Tonight I'm Getting Over You" ft Nicki Minaj Remix
Three words for ya: Screw y’all hipsters. BitCandy loves pop...even if it has to be CRJ and Nicki Minaj. Bitch all you want, but it’s a damn good song and I look good singing to it.
Cedric Gervais & Howard Jones - Things Can Only Get Better
If you’re old enough to know who Howard Jones is, then you’re probably gonna think this is crap, so GO AWAY cuz this sounds to me like a summer hit. Ah yes I can smell the booze, the sand, and the suntan lotion.
MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS + CHARLI XCX | JUST DESSERTS
WE <3 Charli XCX...enough said. Your argument is invalid. This is indie pop heaven.
Empire Of The Sun - Alive (M4SONIC Remix)
If a song ain’t peppy enough for ya just call M4SONIC, he’ll get the job done cuz word around the blogosphere is that he’s THE Launchpad god. If you haven’t seen him in action, click the video above. Looks E-Z right?
Janelle Monáe - Q.U.E.E.N. feat. Erykah Badu [Official Video]
I love me some funky velvety Monáe, but the video? Really?Looks like someone’s overdosed on the Beyonce juice. I’ll let this one slide, cuz her pompadour is cute as hell. Her sophomore album, Electric Lady, is out now.
It looks like we’ve come an end of a gr8 week. Have I converted you into a PopSmut whore? Will Charlie XCX ever call me back? Will Janelle Monáe’s hair bark if I give it a treat? Is Lobsterdust snortable? If anyone can answer my questions hit me up on Facebook or Twitter. See ya next week.