Breaking News: Miley Cyrus To Get Butt Implants
LOS ANGELES - In the wake of her controversial appearance at MTV VMAs, pop star, Miley Cyrus, has revealed that she is to get butt implants. Cyrus' racy performance of “We Can't Stop” at the awards ceremony last month has drawn harsh criticism from music fans, who continue to pour vitriol on the 20-year-old and her severe lack of rump. (p.s. Had enough of Miley? Then visit www.NoMiley.com the first search engine that blocks Miley Cyrus from all your search results):
On recent tour dates to New Orleans, Cyrus was reportedly advised to get the implants by the “Queen of Bounce,” Big Freedia, whose intense and comprehensive twerk tutorials are world renowned:
Speaking exclusively to BitCandy last night (September 4), Big Freedia made noises akin to “Yaka, yaka, yaka,” before adding: “I'm excited to see Miley Cyrus make that booty whop. Big Freedia comin' one more time. Na who mad?”
Cyrus is understood to be undergoing surgery next Monday (September 9). The Bangerz singer is then expected to travel to New Orleans, whereabouts she will take butt control lessons with Big Freedia for a 6 month period.
Rumors are circulating that Miley's father, Billy Ray Cyrus, is planning an intervention to stop his daughter from getting the implants, after a source close to the Cyrus family overheard him telling the former Disney starlet:
Stay tuned for further updates and exclusive images of Miley Cyrus' new bubble butt. Diplo, maybe even you'll get lucky.