One thing that I have definitely learned making my way through life with the name Calvin Paradise is that there's always some dipshit waiting around to ask, "Where's Hobbes?" or, "Then why don't you have a pair of dice?" These dipshits always thought they were very clever, and always laughed at their own jokes.
Which is to say, I was predisposed not to like today's Latest New Songs, a true EDM anthem from Tiesto & Allure entitled "Pair of Dice."
But my preconceived notions and initial want to dislike this song were blown to shit. Find out why below:
That there's the radio edit. Now check out the original mix: