Keri Hilson - (My Name Is Keri, I’m so very...boring)
Only on the new Keri HIlson album can we gaze ponderously with our hand on our chin at some of the rhymes delivered here from her guest rappers like 'anus / famous’ and the classic line from the song 'Buyou'...'Face Like Aaliyah / And Plus A College Degree-ah' Yup...that along with the rest of this album is a groa...
Yuck - Yuck - Yuck (aka...Enough Said with Album Title)
It’s tempting to say YUCK suck like a truck stuck in the muck, but that wouldn’t be entirely fair (although incredibly clever). It’s just that the London-based outfit’s self-titled debut sounds like they’ve been isolated in a college dorm room surrounded by nothing but Dinosaur Jr. and Sonic Yout...
Big Boi - Big Boi – Sir Lucious Left Foot..yada yada yada (Big Boi Gives Us The David Blaine)
Pitchfork gave this a 9.2?!??? What the F? Besides the spill in the gulf this has got to be right up there with the biggest wank of the summer. Lots of Hype and we get 3 good + songs barely worth your time.
In case you were wondering, yes, we really have a true evolvement of an artist here. The needle on...
Christina Aguilera - Christina Aguilera - Bionic (or 'Let's Hope This Burlesque Movie Works')
Christina Aguilera’s approach to Hit Songwriting. Start with Lyric Concept that includes the words ‘Diva’ ‘Bitch’ and add big ‘Diva’ and ‘Bitch’ vocals. This results are:
a) Such new classics as ‘I Am’ where Christina declares in opening lines I’m not cocky, I just love myself…Bitch...
Keane - Keane - Night Train (Keane, You Kinda F's It Up Here)
OK...You may ask..how does BitCandy rate albums. And how can you give Keane, this great band, a 1.0 score?! Well basically look...the proverbial cat is going to be out of the bag in a moment...and despite the hype, the truth is, there's only 1 good song here which is 'My Shadow.'
Yes, it's the last song on the albu...
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